Pointy Sticks!

Art by Draxonius Maximus	Pointy Sticks Here there be fan-fiction (stories and/or poetry set in somebody else's copyrighted universe) and other bits and bobs. No copyright infringement is intended, no toes are meant to be crushed. Just good semi-clean parody and homage in which to roll around.
Ratings/Warnings: All of the stories listed under General Fiction are rated PG-13 or lower. There is one slash piece in that section -- if you don't know what slash is, read the definition below, before you read "A Pair of Gloves." I consider that story safe for anybody who can watch two cartoon characters kissing, whether or not they both happen to be boys, to read. Your mileage may vary. The poetry is also rated PG-13 overall. The adult slash fiction links are at the bottom of the page. Again, if you don't know what slash is, read the definition. If you've read it, and you're under 18, don't visit Pointy Stakes or Pointy Wands. What is "slash" ? A fairly kid-safe definition/warning.

General Fiction

Tardis Mad Lib
Doctor Who
( Rated G -- fiction...ish...)
A tongue - in - cheek - so - firmly - it's - poking - out - the - other - side Mad Lib for Doctor Who fans---close your eyes and imagine yourself in your favourite rock quarry....

Nightmare on the Enterprise
Star Trek: TNG, Doctor Who
(Rated PG-- fiction...ish...)
Long long ago in a galaxy far far away (oops-- wrong fandom!), Kim (aka "Q"), Jen (aka "Drax"), and your hostess (at the time, aka "The Avonlady") began an epic screenplay in several parts, which has yet to be finished. Gee, this is beginning to sound rather Lucasfilmy.... But the saga was a parodic crossover between Star Trek: the Next Generation, and Doctor Who, Tom Baker/Lalla Ward era. It languished after sophomore year of college, though I've added a scene or two. Full of running gags, long set-ups, and in-jokes and cameos galore, it's a testament to... something or other....
A Pair of Gloves
Cardcaptor Sakura
(Rated G. Yes, it's slash, but it's G-rated slash, unless you object to the entire concept. Read the definition above and decide for yourself.)
Jen's Christmas present. Just a little Touya/Yukito moment.
Brave Companion of the Road
The Last Unicorn
(Rated PG -- but EEEEP-warning.)
Molly Grue, at the end of one road, and the beginning of another.

Poetry

Mostly Doctor Who--related....some of these also appear on my main poetry page, the Inkwell, if they're not too obviously fannish.

Doctor Who:

X-Files:

After It

Slash and Adult Fiction

Pointy Stakes
My Buffy slash fiction is definitely rated R to NC-17, which means NO KIDS ALLOWED.
It's here, and if you click through to it, you'd better be a grown-up. Period.

Pointy Wands
Ditto on the Harry Potter fiction. Don't let the name fool you -- they're adult slash stories. Keep out if under 18, and this means you. If you're legal, it's here.

Lord of the Rings
Just the one tiny co-written story, but again: NO KIDS ALLOWED.
Lord of the Rings Crackfic, by Victoria Bitter, Llwyden ferch Gyfrinach, Wolfling, and Mad Poetess, with guest appearance by Kath (who we did manage to pimp after all. Nyah!) Rated...technically PG-13, but NC-17 by implication.

Pointy Stakes My Buffy slash fiction is definitely rated R to NC-17, which means NO KIDS ALLOWED. It's here, and if you click through to it, you'd better be a grown-up. Period.	Pointy Wands Ditto on the Harry Potter fiction. Don't let the name fool you -- they're adult slash stories. Keep out if under 18, and this means you. If you're legal, it's here.
Lord of the Rings Just the one tiny co-written story, but again: NO KIDS ALLOWED. Lord of the Rings Crackfic, by Victoria Bitter, Llwyden ferch Gyfrinach, Wolfling, and Mad Poetess, with guest appearance by Kath (who we did manage to pimp after all. Nyah!) Rated...technically PG-13, but NC-17 by implication.