Date: (By personal timeline)

Date: (By universal timeline)

Date: (By planetary timeline)

Date: (Blonde, blue-eyed, 36-24-34)

Planet:

Entry: We stopped at    (planet)    today in order to get some parts to fix the TARDIS'    (whiz-bangy sounding mechanical part)   . We were waylaid by

[(A) coincidentally humanoid natives, (B) coincidentally English-accented space pirates, (C) slagged-off aliens from    (another planet)    who weren't happy about this episode not being set in their rock quarry. .]

If (A), we were taken to the local<

[(1) constabulary, (2) priests, (3) television executives]

to be

[(a) arrested, (b) sacrificed, (c) Forced to participate in Morris Dancing].

If (B), we were taken to their ship, stowed in the hold along with    (strangest cargo you can come up with)   , returned to their home planet, and then...

{see conditions previously set for (A)}

If (C), see conditions previously set for (B).

Along the way,   (Name of Companion)   fell in love with

[(A). our native guide, (B) the pirate captain, (C) an alien rebel who's appeared on the show before under another name],

and we had to leave [him/her] because [he/she] was

[(A) a traitor, (B) mind-numbingly stupid, (C) asking for too much money per episode, so we killed [him/her] off.

We won. Sort of.

Of course we didn't find the bloody part for the TARDIS- see next journal entry.

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