Warnings: The usual-- Under 18 not admitted. M/M slash. Men who love other men. With the occasional appearance of women who love other women, women who love men, men who love women, and men who have a love/hate relationship with green vegetables. Sexy talk, sexy scenes, actual sex.

Other Warnings: Vampire luurve within. Occasional schmoopiness, occasional angst. Beware of the Piranhas. They bite. Especially Gomer.

Disclaimer: Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, Kuzui Enterprises, and a host of other people who are not us own Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel: the Series. We only play with the characters because we love them and because Joss doesn't let Spike and Xander snog in public-- and we're not even going to talk about what he did to Wesley in Season 3.

The Stories

• 0.2-- Good Humour

  Xander's hot. Stuff happens. Set before Xander moves into the Hyperion.
  Rated NC-17

• 0.25-- Bewildered

  Spike gets lost. Stuff happens. Sort of a prequel, by MP.
  Rated PG-13

• 1.---- Another Fine Mess

  Xander and Spike get locked in the dark. Stuff happens.
  Rated R

• 1.25-- Sticky Situations

  Spike looks for his sock. Stuff happens. A 'missing adventure.'
  Rated PG-13

• 2.---- Reindeer Games

  Spike and Xander sit on the couch. Stuff happens.
  Rated R

• 3.---- Toothpaste, or Why 24 hour Wal-Marts Are A Bad Idea

  Xander and Spike go shopping. Stuff happens.
  Rated R

• 4.---- Me Xander, You Spike

  Spike and Xander go to the movies. Stuff happens.
  Rated R

• 4.5--- Not For Public Consumption

  Wesley, Angel, and Gunn play in the pool. Morons happen.
  Rated R

• 5.---- Salad Days

  Spike asks Xander a question. Stuff happens.
  Rated NC-17

• -5.75---- Fast Food Pearls by Tara Blue

  Domestic Piranhas fanfic! Angel gets his toenails painted. Stuff happens.
  Rated PG-13.

• 6.----Why I Should Never Have Left England, By Rupert Giles

  Giles, Wesley, and Xander get drunk. Stuff happens.
  Rated R

• 6.5---Consumer Affairs

  Angel, Gunn, and Wesley go shopping. Stuff happens.
  Rated NC-17

• 7.----Best Laid Plans of Spike and Men

  Xander and Spike try to plan their honeymoon, so stuff can happen.
  Rated R

• 8.----Wild Things

  Spike and Xander get fitted for tuxes. Stuff happens.
  Rated R

• 8.5---Lost In Translation

  Wesley gets pissed off. Stuff happens.
  Rated R

• 9.----Bachelor Party

  Xander and Spike throw, see title. Stuff happens.
  Rated R

• 10.---Nice Day For A Wet Wedding

  Spike and Xander have one. Stuff happens.
  Rated R

• 10.5--The Morning After

  There has to be one, and Angel has it. Stuff happens.
  Rated R

• 11.---The Honeymooners

  Spike and Xander go to England. Stuff happens.
  Rated NC-17

• 11.5--And Truth in Every Shepherd's Tongue

  Everyone goes to England. Stuff happens.
  Rated NC-17

• 12--A Gauntlet With A Gift In It

  Xander redeems a gift certificate. Stuff happens.
  Rated NC-17

• 12.25 Fishing

  Xander teases Spike. Stuff happens.
  Rated R.

• 12.5-Date Night 1 -- Gunn

  Date Night. Gunn calls it. Stuff happens.
  Rated NC-17.

• 12.572-Date Night 2 -- Angel

  Date Night. Bow ties are involved. Stuff happens.
  Rated NC-17.